• God: you have to die so their sins can be forgiven
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus: i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

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thebabbagepatch:

holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

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posted 3 days ago

itsstuckyinmyhead:

The Sims Tumblr Posts

i just spat mofongo on my laptop from laughing

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posted 3 days ago

funnyordie:

Women Are the Real Heroes
In a pure penis-to-vagina comparison, women just can’t be beat.

pescadointhesea to clarify, this doesn’t make me a feminist 

funnyordie:

Women Are the Real Heroes

In a pure penis-to-vagina comparison, women just can’t be beat.

pescadointhesea to clarify, this doesn’t make me a feminist 

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posted 4 days ago

blackumi:

What in fucks name is this flying water

blackumi:

What in fucks name is this flying water

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posted 4 days ago